doza's Baby Cookbook

- Make Annoying Age-Players Disappear and Martha Stewart Shudder

- All Recipes Guaranteed to

- Complete Illustrations
- Easy To Prepare

- Try Moo Goo Gai Baby,
Baby Al Carbon,
Or Our Favorite,
Tot Kabobs

Order Now and Receive
"Vol. II - Anyone In Diapers"

NOTE:   No, I don't cook or eat babies.  Kitchen tests prove that merely lighting the fire, while reciting passages from any delicious entry, is sufficient to make even the most stubborn baby-talker leave - or your money back.